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I need to start drinking more. That’s what I’ve decided after looking at these party girls. If I drank seven days a week, maybe once a year I would meet up with bisexual girls like these. But, I would have a sick liver. I’m not sure if it would be worth it or not. Sadly, my liver doesn’t have lips and can’t talk. I guess I could pretend like I was drunk. Order one beer and keep sipping on it all night long. Fall over a few times then try to fuck some party girls. Maybe they will think I’m really cool because I’m so drunk I’m falling all over the place. If that doesn’t work, I could try pissing myself.